Scott Christopher Endsley- Oklahoma Author & Songwriter

ABOARD MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT

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Step aboard a wildly imaginative journey where logic derails, sentences run on tracks of their own, and characters refuse to stay obediently inside the lines. In Aboard My Train of Thought, Clyde P. Hipwing wakes up—again and again—on the wrong track of reality, only to discover he isn’t just reading his life… he’s being written by it.

From absurd adventures through towns, courts, forests, and impossible twists, Clyde meets strange “guides,” unpredictable enemies, and even a talking cat who may be the only one brave enough to save him. But the deeper Clyde goes, the more the story becomes aware of itself—turning every “plot point” into a playful question: Who’s really in control here—Clyde… or the writer?

Blending satire, surreal humor, and metafictional chaos, this book follows multiple interlocking “stories within stories,” where characters can die fictitiously, return through creative loopholes, and rewrite fate with nothing more than ink and imagination. With laugh-out-loud wordplay and outrageous scenarios, Aboard My Train of Thought delivers a comedy of ideas—one that keeps asking, in its own nonsense-soaked way:

What happens when your thoughts are the train… and your mind is the station? 🚂💭

✨ Great for Readers Who Like…

🌀 Surreal / absurd comedy
🧩 Metafiction (stories about stories)
🐾 Talking-animal chaos (Matilda!)
⚖️ Courtroom and “reality vs. imagination” twists
🎭 Series-style episodes and cliffhanger energy

Story One: Coming In From Out Of A Brainstorm

Story Two: Yesterday's Milk

Story Three: Get The Chip Off Your Shoulder

Story Four: Professor Endicotsley's Distant Cousin

Story Five: Ringing The Celestial Doorbell

Story Six: The Mark Of The Anti-Beast